Once, during his birthday celebration, Ptolemy had a few wineglasses too many and decided to wander the streets of Alexandria until the sun came up. I tried to get him to call it a night after his skirts came loose, but he didn’t seem to mind. So… that was fun.

…

But, honestly, just being with him was always my favorite thing.

Anonymous asked: how do demons mate? ouo

We do not.

To tell you the truth, the first time I found out about the human concept of mating, I was a bit … shocked.

I got over it, though.

Anonymous asked: Can you eat human food? If you can, do you enjoy it?

Urrgggghhh, no. I mean, I could, but it curdles my essence. Far too earthy and meaty and dead. When I eat human food, it’s usually a living human - at least they’ve got a spirit of sorts ripe for the picking.

Speaking of which, a few of you really need to update much more frequently.

lufwoodemilius01 asked: If you could chose who you could be enslaved by who would you choose? Nathaniel or Kitty?

Enslaved is enslaved is enslaved. Neither.

Anonymous asked: Why can't we all just get along?

Probably because humans are essentially selfish, and inevitably, two people are going to end up wanting the same thing, and when that happens, your first inclination is to go to war over it.

And then you drag us into your messes along with you.

That’s probably why.

I liked her. She was hardheaded at times, but she had a lot of spunk. Also, she used to freak out whenever I got too close to her, which was hilarious, let me tell you.